Allow me to introduce you to my Appu. I dedicate this poem to all the Soldiers serving in...mmmm...never mind!!(After reading this poem, John Milton, William Wordsworth and Robert Frost must be rolling in their graves!!!!!!!!)

Appu is like a 44 Magnum pointed at ur head....mind-blowin:-)

She's like Heckler & Koch....the best you can get:-)

Her eyes are like Akula-II....big, deep and beautiful:-)

Her voice is like d sound of a Huey in Vietnam....heavenly:-)

She talks like a chain-fed M249 machine-gun....non-stop and on-target:-)

She walks like a SWAT team....swift, suave yet deadly:-)

Her sense of humour is like Forrest Gump's....cute, innocent and funny:-)

She is like Kevlar....protective and caring:-)

At times she is like a Sniper....calm and patient:-)

And at times she's like a T-90....wild, nuts and unstoppable:-)

She is like Israeli Iridium wireless sets....excellent listener:-)

Her anger is like friendly-fire....rare but deadly:-)

And o ya, almost forgot, her shopping is like the US Defense budget....lavish and frequent;-)

But all in all, she's like the Special Forces....always a fighter,settles for nothing but the best (what better example than ME;-) and she herself is the best of the best of the best:-)And like Edwyn Collins said once, "I've never known a girl like you before,Never, never, never, neverNever known a girl like you before":-)